Relationship Statuses Facebook Should Consider Adding

For some reason, advertising your relationship status and adjusting it the nanosecond it changes has become the THING to do. Why, I don't know, but it is. 

So anyway, Facebook supplies six options:

1. single
2. in a relationship
3. engaged (as if Facebook didn't get a huge payoff from the wedding industry to include this one, hello?)
4. married
5. it's complicated
6. in an open relationship (in other words, the one status no one has the ovaries to select and broadcast)

Without further ado, I would like to suggest the following.

1. Trapped for life
2. Well, [partner's name] has money and I don't mind sleeping with them, so... yeah.
3. Single bitter (wo)man-hater
4. Just friends with [partner's name] but secretly sleeping together... shh don't tell!
5. Broke up with [partner's name], but it's still too raw, so leaving their name here for now.
6. Having as much fun as I possibly can before societal pressures take my freedom away in the form of marriage.  Call me!

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lurker here, that was just too good!