Peek-a-boo, we see you.

So Momsie and CK and I were on my way into an elevator to get my CI turned on this morning -- more on that later -- when the doors slid open and a guy my age or slightly older came walking out.

But not before letting his eyeballs slide languidly up and down my body while standing right in front of me.

"CK!" I hissed once we got in the elevator. "Did you see that guy check me out?!  My GAWD!"

"What guy?" 

Hello, Craptain Oblivious, the guy who just undressed me while standing 5 feet away, front and center!  But Momsie saw, so I'm simultaneously validated and accompanied in thinking that it was a bit obvious and gross.

Note to all would-be oglers: If you can't at least learn the art of the discreet glance, learn the spin. 

Smile -- pleasantly, not salaciously -- or say something.  "Good morning," even, would suffice.  It'd at least restore the bit of humanity you've stripped from us by grading our T&A.  That, or make me more likely to do an elevator striptease for you. 

I did wear my nice bra today, after all.

Comments

[Nabeel]

Funny.

The guy must have a strong neck.

[Nabeel]

btw I'm looking forward to your post about the CI turn on!

[tate]

This was just too funny.