Recently, America's Dog Whisperer, Mark German, came to town and hosted several different workshops. Mom invited me, but me being the snooty oldest kid I am with my own shit and my own life, I ignored her invitation.
Her being the awesome Momsie she is, she ignored my snub and got me a book of his autographed anyway. Today when she was over at my house she said casually, "Oh, did you see his website?"
Noooo... and I don't care...
Well, lickety split, she shoved my ass upstairs to the office and made me pull the website up and click on the "Testimonials" page. She pointed at a picture of some butt-ugly black dog named Shadow. Woop-de-doo.
Then I scrolled down and suddenly peed on my keyboard.
It's my favorite Aunt Joyce out of Phoenix!! There's even a pic of her on there. Woo-hoo! The first time I see my aunt in 12 years, and it's online.
Boy, I may be a terrible daughter, but I'm an even suckier niece. But, but, but BUUUTT... I'm a stoked sucky niece, yo.
Hey Aunt Joyce!
Posted by: tate | April 15, 2009 at 10:17 PM