Me no bwave.

HELP!  There is a big-ass bee on my desk and I don't know what to do!  And I need that paper it's crawling all over, like, right now.  It's skeeving me out, ugh.

Oh, wait, it flew onto the window. How considerate.  Never mind, guess I won't be posting this after al--  OH MY GOD MOTHERFUCK!!!  It just fell back onto the desk right next to my arm!!!

Please, please, somebody come get this bee? *whimper*

EDIT: (one hour later) Colin is chasing that little creep down for me. Now who was it that told me he was a wussy dog? Huh? HUH?! *smirk*

Comments

[sazzy]

I'D FREAK!!!! KILL IT!!!! OPEN THE WINDOW AND LET IM OUT!!!

[tate]

Smash that bee, so you can pick up the paper and mail it to me instead of Goodard. Yes, good idea?

[sarahtullier]

i completely ingored the bee and tried to read your novel.

[Tara]

I LOL'ed at non-wussy Colin. More like non-wise. Brewster did the same thing and got stung for his pains. He ran into the house, hid in my dad's laundry hamper and whimpered his little heart out.

Bees are evil.

[CarioCgl]

Oh geeze...it's just a bee*! Next time, slowly back away, get a cup (tall glass if possible) and trap it. Slide some thin cardboard underneath
and take it outside. Set the cup on its side in some grass and remove the cardboard. Run like crazy for the indoors. You can rescue the cup after the bee has flown away.

Did Colin at least get it for you (without getting stung himself)?

* Unless of course you're allergic. In that case, go ahead and freak out but try to trap it anyway. Make someone else do the release.

[Sacha]

Who is going to die?