I'm just sayin'...

I have not had one grain of sugar in the last 13 days.

I have also not gifted anyone with the privilege of a new asshole for the last 13 days.

This has been accomplished via the herculean depths of self-restraint, of which I had no idea I possessed.

I will be graciously receiving the congratulations, awards, and monetary gifts that I so clearly deserve as a result of my sacrifice and self-torture right here in the comments section for the rest of the day.

Any gifts containing refined carbohydrates, however, will be promptly shoved up the giver's left nostril.  And twisted counterclockwise.

That is all.

Comments

[Lara]

Congrats! I'm very impressed, and don't mind telling you that you are a stronger woman than I. I have been trying to not eat sugar for one whole day. That usually fails at breakie

[Keri]

woohoo! you rock!