I leaked Hot Audiologist's info to Momsie, who was due for some tests, figuring she's about the only person in my life who doesn't actually read this and therefore won't tell him how much I've been exploiting our relationship.
(She knows about the blog, just prefers to text me messages like "are u not talking to me" and "are u mad at me?" instead of checking it. Ah, 21st century mother-daughter relationships just warm my heart.)
Well, she went and saw him, and last night she texted me and said, "Your audiologist reminds me of "Sweets" on Bones."
So I googled him, and this is Sweets, AKA John Francis Daley in real life. Imagine his hair lighter, blue-eyed, and actually smiling, and I gotta admit, Momsie's pretty close.
And then I read his bio and had an apoplectic fit. This guy right here?
Born in 1985. NINETEEN EIGHTY-FIVE, people! Translation: way too effin' young for me to be crushin' on a doctor who looks like him.
Dood. I'm already embarrassed enough about thinking Zac Efron is hot. Yes, elves, I admit it. I think a 21-year-old is hot. Now shut up and leave me alone to ponder my sins.
Next I'll be drooling over embryos.
Y'know when you start worrying about checking out licenses before asses? And when the centerfolds in Playboy were in second-grade when you were their age?
Not good for the sexy self-esteem.
Next I'll be the one in a nappy crocheted cardigan begging to hold the whipped cream at a hen night.
*Photo ripped from here.
Could be worse. I see relationships 20 years apart in age.
Posted by: sazzy | December 02, 2008 at 05:59 PM
Do you know about the rule of 7?
You can't date anybody less than half your age plus seven.
So, if you're 30, you can't date anyone who's younger than 22 years old = (30/2)+7
Feel better? Then again, Zac's probably way too young for you ...
(Googling Zac)
-- Josh
Posted by: Josh | December 03, 2008 at 05:34 PM
LOL at Josh! I never heard of that rule. My rule is that as long as the stud is of legal age (18), it's okay to drool over him regardless of your own age. If we can lust over men much older than us, why can't it be the other way around? So here's to drooling over JFD (LOVE 'Bones'), Zac and Daniel Radcliffe! ;)
Posted by: Keri | December 03, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Actually many of us take the 21st century mother-daughter relationships for granted...
Posted by: aimee | December 08, 2008 at 09:56 PM
I think Chris Brown is the HOTNESS!
And you and Zac and me and Chris means we are what?
COUGARS!
*rawr!*
Posted by: Lady V | December 30, 2008 at 09:27 AM